THE WORLD ACCORDING TO LITTLE HUNTERMAN

A collection of the best Little Hunterman blog posts from the years 2013-2018.

This book introduces a worried little Parson Jack Russell Terrier, whose mission in life is to find friends (and croissants) despite evil bath-monsters and other (human) challenges.

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LOVE

 

Let’s start by talking about the totally mostest important thing on this Earth-ball: LOVE.

Love is all that counts, right?

That’s what everyone keeps saying. And I totally believe it!

No matter if it is human love, or doggie love, or rubber-duck love, or mail-human love, or whatever love.

Love is so fantastically important that it is madness to expect it to just accidentally and magically show up…

… and to stick around for no apparent reason.

You have to be watchful and always make sure that there is enough fresh love coming your way.

Forcefully, if necessary!

So, when your humans lose themselves in their daily work…

… the situation calls for immediate and urgent action!

Humans like to get too distracted by their routines to think much about love. Once they have found love in their lives, they usually take it for granted!

Like when they think that a nice belly-rub in the morning will cover your belly-rub needs for the whole day!

How sadly wrong, right?

Without constant love-signals, 10 minutes (even 5 minutes!) turn into a bleak eternity of worrisome doggie-doubts!

The trick, therefore, is to surprise your humans so that they have no time to overthink stuff to come up with lame excuses (like that they need to finish their work before having more time to show their love for you).

That is mostest important when your humans seem totally stressed out.

You need to make the love-feedback absolutely fool-proof!

And then you need to repeat this every 2 minutes or so.

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Actually, I have SO MUCH to say about love that I’ll talk my human into helping me write a separate little book that will be aaaaaall about it. Ok?

But first, we need to get the basics down ♥︎.

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BOOK DESCRIPTION

33 Chapters

~20 MB

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