Doorbell interrupting doggie book dictation

So I get asked very often how I, as a doggie with little doggie paws, manage to get the book texts done. 

EASY!!!!

We dictate. :)

It works well unless the mailman rings the door-bell. If that happens, we get this:

ja ha ha Hwarha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha

That was German barking transcription.
I will try English barking transcription next, ok?
:)